seeking male volunteers to lie all over while they gently detangle my hair please note this is much like the mars mission in that it is a lifetime position and you will most likely be deceased before the job is done
my ‘self hate humour’ has just become ‘being open about wanting to die’
when you’re texting a cute boy and they suddenly stop responding
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me
being nice to annoying people should count as community service lms
changing from jeans to pajama pants
Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true
i hate going to school because i always see people from school there
