February 2012
45 posts
mischief always wins the war: psycho-brahe: i’m... →
psycho-brahe:
i’m 99% sure nicholas sparks picks from this list of situations for his plotlines:
north carolina
girl and boy meet in an unusual circumstance
boy hates girl but girl loves boy / girl hates boy but boy loves girl
they begin seeing each other all over the place
they begin…
January 2012
64 posts
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
What I said: I'm a feminist
What people THINK I said: I'M A FUCKING MAN HATING DYYYYYYKE I HATE THE MALE SPECIES BRA BURNING HAIRY ARMPITS FOR LIFE FUCK MEN EVERY MAN IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO RUN THIS MOTHA GURLS WOMEN SHOULD BE SPELLED WOMYN CUT OFF ALL THE PENISES
We the jury find the defendant
OJ Simpson: Not guilty
Casey Anthony: Not guilty
James Moriarty: Not guilty
14 year old girl downloading last night's episode of Glee: There's a special place in Hell for people like you
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
