April 2012
59 posts
do you ever cry because you’re not british
March 2012
28 posts
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
whatwasleftafter:
when you shave your legs and make everyone feel
society: ew thick girls
society: ew thin girls
society: ew no makeup
society: ew too much makeup
society: ew you're rude
society: ew you're too nice
society: ew plastic surgery
society: ew you need a makeover
society: ew you're not perfect
society: ew you're too perfect
society: ew
every morning: fuck my life why the shit did I go to bed so late god why do I do this to myself okay that's it tonight I'm going to bed at 8PM no excuses this is ridiculous
3AM that night: well fuck
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
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The feeling you get when the person you secretly hate said something funny.
katiefuckingfitch-:
I wish I could discover half of the happiness that women in commercials find when they’re eating yogurt.
